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Dec 30th

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New Year's Eve. Keen to get fuuuuucked.

snortingmethoffstripperschests: POPIN’ BOTTLES IN THE ICE LIKE A BLIZZARD WHEN WE DRINK WE DO IT RIGHT GETTIN’ SLIZZARD SIPPIN’ SIZZURP IN MY RIDE (IN MY RIDE) LIKE THREE SIX NOW I’M FEELIN’ SO FLY LIKE A G6 I’m going to be having civilised fun with a group of friends and a lovely time will be had by all.

Dec 30th

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New Year's Eve. Keen to get fuuuuucked.

Dec 30th

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Welcome to paradise.

Dec 30th

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In all my years of watching Austin Powers, I never...

Dec 30th

32°C (89.6°F) outside and it's 3:30am. Holy shit.

Dec 30th

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I never noticed the resemblance…

Dec 30th

they'll never understand how much they mean to me...

Thanks <3

Dec 29th

lol

eatinpills: lol Fuck off.

Dec 29th

lol

Dec 29th

Reblog if you've ever been called sexy.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THE EXISTENCE OF...

Dec 29th

Holy fuck, I just realised that it's 4am.

Dec 29th

Oh My Weed: There is no medical evidence that... →

ohmyweed: There is no medical evidence that shows high-potency marijuana is more harmful than low-potency marijuana. Marijuana is literally one of the least toxic substances known. High-potency marijuana is actually preferable because less is of it consumed to obtain the desired effect; thereby reducing…

Dec 29th

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I have a strange relationship with the...

I thought that their third album, The Uplift Mofo Party Plan was really good, their fourth, Mother’s Milk was okay… but then yeah, Blood Sugar Sex Magik was really good. As were all their albums up to Stadium Arcadium… that album literally made me fall out of love with the Chili Peppers.

Dec 29th

mmaze: i have the house to myself for a few days that means my dad wont use all of the internet i should download a fuckload of porntv shows like I.T crowd and stuff i havent seen enough of. Download 1080p HD porn.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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For crying out loud she screamed out to me a free for all Fuck ‘em all you are your own sight

Dec 28th

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I'm so fuckin' happy I could cry.

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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Fuuuuuu

Gears of War 3 isn’t gonna be released until O3/Q4 2011 now >:|

Dec 28th

i wish i was as pretty as all the girls in the...

Dec 28th

If The Elder Scrolls and Fable fucked and had a...

You’d probably get Two Worlds II.

Dec 28th

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Day 12 - A game everyone should play It’s not my favourite game, but damn, it’s amazing. Day 13 - A game you’ve played more than five times I’ve probably finished this game close to a dozen times.

Dec 28th

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Day 10: What Nirvana means to you

(I didn’t do it yesterday, so I’ll do this one too) Well, basically they were the first band I ever fell in love with. There were other bands that I thought I loved when I was really little, but really I only knew a few of their songs. Like, some of the earliest songs I remember loving were The Foo Fighters’ Learn to Fly, Green Day’s Nice Guys Finish Last, The...

Dec 28th

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Day 9: Worst Nirvana song

I don’t actually have one Nirvana song that I like less than all the others, there’s plenty of B-sides and demo tracks that I don’t much care for. So I guess the way I’ll do this is by naming the one song that all other Nirvana fans (and wannabe Nirvana fans) seem to love but I really don’t care for… Now, this is in no way a bad song, and I do like it, but as...

Dec 28th

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Dec 28th

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“Nobody steals our chicks… and lives.”

– Duke Nukem

Dec 28th

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“Lord Voldemort is an anagram of Tom Marvolo Riddle, Tony Abbott is an anagram of...”

– http://www.facebook.com/pages/I-wonder-where-Abbott-has-hidden-his-horcruxes/147717358585283

Dec 28th

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Last night

I was driving some people around. One of them (slightly drunk) asked, “How long have you had your P’s for, dude?” And I said, “I don’t, I just stole my mum’s car”. He believed me.

Dec 28th