January 2011
oh-well-whatever-nevermind:
supers0aker:
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Gifs are wack.
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I'm sleeping naked tonight !
36 degrees tonight... clothes are for chumps,...
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"Hitchin' a Ride" is the 4th song to reach 100...
And it looks like “Basket Case” or “American Idiot” will be the 5th. Green Day <3
d0n'T h4tE, m@sTurB4t3
Moist Cock vs. Butt Plug Dumb Bitch
Little did the dastardly villain Moist Cock know when he stole my dildo that he’d picked on the wrong wack cunt. For although my sexy exterior might have you believe I’m an ordinary sort of wack cunt, I am in fact thathorniness of justice, the analicious crusader for pleasure, Butt Plug Dumb Bitch!
Quickly, I charged into a public toilet and changed into my pink pink fluffy...
This website is incredible, I am actually crying...
http://www.rinkworks.com/crazytales/
“Once upon a time, there was a moist knight named Dick, who, by his valiant force power, saved the kingdom from the slippery dragon and fucked the princess in the nick of time. He rode his juicy horse from the wetgrass upon which the kingdom was built, journeying into the unknown. He was horny and did not stop for fear the dragon would butt fucking them...
Lol, 7:30pm and it's still 38°C/99°F here.
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“Chuck Norris’s body temperature is 98.6 degrees… Celsius.”
– Chuck Norris Facts (via chucknorrisfacts)
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“Its beautiful I would say, I wouldn’t have it any other way
If I said...”
– Operation Ivy- Jaded
“She’s a wack crazy bitch.”
– Jack Warr
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My friend has injuries on his face from a car...
It’s fun to make humour out of unfortunate things.
Adelaide is 41°C right now. This sucks.
Why is it so difficult for girls to grasp the...
Back to school tomorrow after about 10 weeks off....
Well I got out of that awkward situation with my...
That awkward moment when you post something...
ambiguity-deactivated20110822 asked: aaaahahah, geez, people have just got to grow up, and embrace these amazingly thoughtful band names
